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You may say I’m a dreamer . . .

October 19, 2012
By Two Hands and a Roadmap
You may say I’m a dreamer . . .

This is my dog, Bebe. She’s disgusting.
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Oh great . . .

May 8, 2012
By Two Hands and a Roadmap
Oh great . . .

You’re here for today’s post.
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I’m such a slacker

May 6, 2012
By Two Hands and a Roadmap

Six days into the Month of May. Normally by now I would have been visiting other blogs or at least responding to those who left comments, and here this year I’ve barely even managed to write anything before each day is gone. The fact is, I spent the morning looking at two houses with my...
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Super

May 5, 2012
By Two Hands and a Roadmap
Super

May 5, 2012: Super Moon.
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I seem to have regressed

May 4, 2012
By Two Hands and a Roadmap

In light of yesterday’s post, I was wondering why I have such an aversion to talking about my kids on my blog. Part of the answer lies in the fact that I need some identity outside of motherhood. Another part is that I don’t really like to read about other people’s kids for more...
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I swear I’m still not a mommy blogger

May 3, 2012
By Two Hands and a Roadmap
I swear I’m still not a mommy blogger

But the world needs to see what kind of evil genius I live with. Er, almost genius anyway. If he hadn’t called Mr. R “dad,” he totally would have gotten away with it, too.
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I Have a New Facebook Page

May 2, 2012
By Two Hands and a Roadmap
I Have a New Facebook Page

Hello, blogathoners and readers! My old FB page is no longer valid, so I’ve updated it. It now resides here. If you previously liked my page, you will notice that I’m not on your feed anymore. Undoubtedly this has made you very sad. And you totally noticed, right? Please take a second and make sure...
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Tradition-Bound (and Gagged)

May 1, 2012
By Two Hands and a Roadmap
Tradition-Bound (and Gagged)

WordCount Blogathon 2012! I think we all can agree that not all traditions are good ones. Some rituals and memories get a lot of airtime — happy, fuzzy traditions involving aromatic fireplaces, Christmas tree lights, and wassail or someshit. Then there are the darker ones, such as a little ditty I like to call, “Get the...
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Having a Lousy Time, Wish You Weren’t Here

June 28, 2011
By Two Hands and a Roadmap
Having a Lousy Time, Wish You Weren’t Here

Today’s post is by one of the funniest people I’ve never met. Tanya is part of a small group of friends, spread all over the world, with whom I keep in touch through e-mail. Rants, victories, rants, questions, and rants are exchanged regularly. Someday, hopefully soon, we will meet face to face, and the...
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Reflections from a convenience store

June 19, 2011
By Two Hands and a Roadmap
Reflections from a convenience store

A Father’s Day guest post A few readers have expressed an interest in having my dad write a post. Fine. Whatever. I mean, I’m the one who set up the blog, who sweats out literally dozens of minutes each week planning, writing, and editing. Then he comes along with a few off-the-cuff comments and bam....
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