embarrassing stuff about me

Fake it Friday!

May 6, 2011
By Two Hands and a Roadmap

You should be ashamed of yourself because I’m not talking about what you think I’m talking about. Pervert. You know those cutesy, alliterative days-of-the week assignments that some bloggers do? “Wordless Wednesday” is a popular example, a day for a photo post and nothing else. Fridays usually find me exhausted from working and mothering and...
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My top 5 books on writing? Are you kidding me?

May 4, 2011
By Two Hands and a Roadmap
My top 5 books on writing? Are you kidding me?

As part of the WordCount blogathon, participants were given a prompt for today’s entry:  My top five books on writing are… Guys, I had to ban books about writing at my house. Is that sad? I would be content to plunk my hiney on the couch and read about writing for years without ever writing...
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Manifest this, buddy

May 2, 2011
By Two Hands and a Roadmap
Manifest this, buddy

A few years ago, I signed up to receive a motivational quote of the day in my e-mail. No, I didn’t sell Amway; I just like a little lift once in a while, and my prescription pad got confiscated. I had to make do. This one was especially nice: “It does not matter how slowly...
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And away we go!

May 1, 2011
By Two Hands and a Roadmap
And away we go!

Heaven help me, the blogathon starts today. Today is the first day of the 2011 WordCount Blogathon. I will posting every day in May on this little web site that I tenderly refer to as “the  soul-destroying timesuck I pay GoDaddy for every month against my better judgment.” No, not really. I love my blog and...
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In sickness and stealth

October 18, 2010
By Two Hands and a Roadmap

Let me tell you a thing or two: I am sick. Nothing awful. In fact, no symptoms besides an annoying cough that comes and goes. Oh, and an occasional headache that makes each cough feel like I’m being stabbed through the eye. That’s just a sometimes thing, though. I spent Thursday in bed after putting...
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Things that did not especially make my week

July 16, 2010
By Two Hands and a Roadmap
Things that did not especially make my week

Photo credit: eo was taken. My 20th high school reunion is next month, so maybe I’m taking things just a little too hard, but surely some people should think before opening their big fat mouths. I know, a lot happens in twenty years. I had many mistaken notions in high school, notions that have taken...
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Posts that my parents should skip

May 25, 2010
By Two Hands and a Roadmap
Posts that my parents should skip

Photo credit: Amy Mud Pie I wasn’t planning to write two posts today, but something unexpected just happened: I sent my parents a link to my blog. To make their perusal easier, I’m going to give a handy-dandy list of entries that they should not read. Ready? Boundaries, Schmoundaries, just let me watch TV You won’t find...
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Is this what I’ve become?

May 23, 2010
By Two Hands and a Roadmap
Is this what I’ve become?

Photo credit: eclecticlibrarian I started my weekend by violating the spirit of the library. Having finished the sixth book of the Sookie Stackhouse series, I went to our library with a humble goal: to find the seventh. That’s all I needed. A few months ago, it was simple. If a book wasn’t available, I’d place a hold...
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You won’t find this cross-stitched in a frame

May 17, 2010
By Two Hands and a Roadmap
You won’t find this cross-stitched in a frame

Photo credit: Search Engine People Blog A few people are curious about the naughty home parties I used to do. There are stories to tell, and I want to get to them. This week, however, is a little busy, so today I will just give you a fake blessing I wrote and sent to my...
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Amazing(ly self-absorbed) facts about me

May 16, 2010
By Two Hands and a Roadmap
Amazing(ly self-absorbed) facts about me

Photo credit: Tom Coates Since it’s still the weekend, and I believe in being lazy on the weekend, here’s some randomness from my life in no particular order: Depending on who’s asking, my husband and I either met in a bar or were introduced by friends. Both are technically true. Our wedding announcement in my husband’s hometown...
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