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The end is near

August 1, 2010
By Two Hands and a Roadmap
The end is near

I should be packing for tomorrow’s road trip, but instead I sit on my bed and wait for death. Photo credit: stuant63 We’re not going far, just into the next state for some family relaxation. In recent years we’ve made a habit of driving to visit a relative in northern Michigan in the summer; it’s always...
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Berries and Cherries

July 4, 2010
By Two Hands and a Roadmap
Berries and Cherries

Or Country, with just a smidge of gangsta Photo credit: Darwin Bell From my Facebook wall: “Today I ate so many raspberries, I swear I’m going to crap jam.” * Oh yay. More fruit.  Raspberries are in season, so I schlepped the boys out to the country again, where we picked about five pounds of...
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Community-sponsored argh-riculture

June 17, 2010
By Two Hands and a Roadmap
Community-sponsored argh-riculture

Photo credit: AMichiganMom So everyone’s talking about their CSAs, and their pea shoots and their garlic scapes and their new lettuce and their precious teeny-tiny radishes, and you know what? All y’all can shut it. That’s right, you with the beets: Shut.It. Don’t mind me, I’m just jealous. I haven’t gotten anything from my CSA yet. Nothing, that...
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Who me, off the wagon?

June 13, 2010
By Two Hands and a Roadmap
Who me, off the wagon?

Photo credit: Papaija2008 Yeah, it’s been a while. The last week of school was packed with activities, but now we are done and it is summer vacation! For the uninitiated, this means I have about 4 weeks of happy activity and loving communication before I start responding to craigslist ads that read something like...
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Better living through sloth and bad language

June 4, 2010
By Two Hands and a Roadmap
Better living through sloth and bad language

Photo credit: ryry9379 The last few days have been rather relaxing around here. I’ve taken a few days off blogging since the Wordcount blogathon ended on Monday, and even then I cheated with some Memorial Day parade pictures. Now it’s the end of the school year, which means there are lots of events to attend....
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Quoth the raven, “Never door”

May 29, 2010
By Two Hands and a Roadmap

There’s not much time for writing tonight. It was another busy day, starting with the kids going off to run wild at their cousins’ house while husband and I worked on the freaking screen door some more. I swear to you, it’s like an exercise in eternity.  Or maybe purgatory. Or an eternity in...
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Reason #2 for my husband to read my blog

May 26, 2010
By Two Hands and a Roadmap
Reason #2 for my husband to read my blog

In addition to #1, “Because it’s a supportive thing to do,” there are secrets he could learn. Look here. Just a boring refrigerator. I wonder if there’s anything good in there. Doesn’t look like it. But wait! False alarm. It’s just oatmeal. Heh. I’m so sneaky. Honestly, anyone who believes a recipe for chocolate chip cookies only makes two dozen is...
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Posts that my parents should skip

May 25, 2010
By Two Hands and a Roadmap
Posts that my parents should skip

Photo credit: Amy Mud Pie I wasn’t planning to write two posts today, but something unexpected just happened: I sent my parents a link to my blog. To make their perusal easier, I’m going to give a handy-dandy list of entries that they should not read. Ready? Boundaries, Schmoundaries, just let me watch TV You won’t find...
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Weekend wrap-up

May 24, 2010
By Two Hands and a Roadmap
Weekend wrap-up

Photo credit: emurray Beyond Friday’s library defilement, the weekend was free of inner turmoil. We cleaned, had a visit from my parents, and bought a new storm door. The house is still coming together in the tiniest steps imaginable. This week I have to persuade the husband to finish the door, hang house numbers and finish...
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I confess, I’m a blog tease

May 20, 2010
By Two Hands and a Roadmap
I confess, I’m a blog tease

Yesterday I published Same song, two verses, my story about two May 19 occurrences in my life. Six years to the day after my first date with my husband, I was in labor with our first child. Pretty nifty, right? What would really be great now is a followup story: May 20 of 1994...
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